Local Cow "Mad as Hell," "Not Going to Take This Anymore"

by christopher taylor

SAN ANTONIO, TX--Bessie the Cow, after hearing the U.S. Department of Agriculture had been mistaken in misdiagnosing her downer husband free of bovine spongiform encephalopathy, got up out of her chair, went to her window, opened it, stuck her head out and shouted, "Moo!"