Tupac Accepts Posthumous Oscar

by christopher taylor

HOLLYWOOD--Members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences were stunned when the rotting corpse of Tupac Shakur accepted the award for best documentary feature on behalf of the producers of Tupac: Resurrection.

"I guess you can say he's been resurrected," quipped former celebrity Gary Coleman.

Shakur, whose death rocked the hip-hop community over eight years ago, is expected to record three albums before returning to his coffin on Tuesday.