Non-Jewish Son-in-Law Refers to Christmas as "Day 6, Chanukah 2003"

Non-Jewish Family Amused, Offended

by christopher taylor

KANSAS CITY, MO--Harold Banks, having recently eloped with Jessica Sampson, spent his first Christmas away from home in the Sampson household. A lapsed Catholic, Banks insisted throughout the day upon celebrating "the sixth day of Chanukah," much to the Sampsons' amusement.

"He was standing by the tree when asked where the menorah was," noted Jessica's mother April. "I told him that we're Methodist. He just laughed and said, 'Christianity is so last century. It's Chanukah time!' Then he threw a gelt at me."

"The little pissant actually said, 'this is day six, Chanukah 2003. Happy Jewday!' Fucking idiot doesn't know that the Jews have a different calendar. To them it is like 5764 or something," said Ronald Sampson, Jessica's father. "Don't know what she sees in him."