Large Genitalia = Large Scrotum

by peanut johnson

Females desire huge genitalia. Not in themselves, you understand. In their male partners. Of course an overly large phallus can cause painful stretching. Not to mention undue access to any number of toilet-water-dwelling diseases, from accidental dippage. Overly large testicles can become overly sore. So really what the ladies want is an absurdly large scrotum. That's right, a parachute-sized ball sack, dripping with the testosterone-laced sweat of manual labor, can drench a girl's panties in under a minute. So rather than buy costly penis pumps or risk gonad-thickening steroids, fellas, I suggest you stretch that scrotum as much as you can. Use clothes pins. Use safety pins. Use bowling pins. Just make that pouch kangaroo-sized. And then you'll come out ahead in the dating game we call life.